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OFFICE
MOOD
METER

Rate your working day in 60 seconds. Pointless meetings, passive-aggressive emails, broken printer — we calculate your official office mood score.

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13Suffering categories
6Mood levels
60sTo complete
URGENT
TO: You  |  FROM: Your Soul  |  RE: Today

How did today actually make you feel?

Be honest. Nobody from HR is watching. Rate the meetings, the emails, the printer, the colleague who microwaves fish — and find out where today sits on the Official Office Mood Scale.

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THE SCALE

6 LEVELS OF OFFICE MOOD

From suspiciously smooth to full corporate breakdown. Where did today land?

0–20
Good Day
Things actually worked. Suspicious but appreciated.
21–40
Mild Monday
Low-level background irritation. The office at baseline.
41–60
Meeting Hell
Back-to-back calls. Nothing got done. Classic.
61–75
Red Tape Day
Bureaucracy wins again. You fought bravely.
76–90
Corporate Meltdown
Multiple disasters. You deserve a lie down.
91–100
Resign-O-Meter
A historic catastrophe. The fantasy of quitting is strong.
SAMPLE REPORT
79%

CORPORATE MELTDOWN

Four meetings that could have been emails, a passive-aggressive reply-all, the printer jammed twice, and someone microwaved fish at 9am. Heroic to have survived.

🐟 Fish Microwave 📧 Reply-All Incident 🖨️ Printer Jammed 📅 4 Pointless Meetings ☕ Coffee Machine Empty
WHAT WE MEASURE

13 CATEGORIES OF WORKPLACE SUFFERING

📅

Pointless Meetings

Could have been an email. Wasn't.

📧

Passive Aggressive Emails

"As per my last email..." You know the ones.

🖨️

Printer / Tech Failures

The printer. Always the printer.

🐟

Kitchen Crimes

Fish. Old leftovers. Unlabelled milk.

🔊

Loud Colleagues

On speakerphone. In an open-plan office.

😤

Credit Stealing

Someone else got the praise for your work.

Coffee Machine Down

A genuine emergency. Treat it as such.

💬

Unnecessary Slack Pings

"Can I ask you a question?" Yes, just ask it.

📊

Pointless Reports

Nobody reads them. You still have to make them.

🏢

Management Decisions

A bold strategy. Confusing. Unexplained.

🎂

Forced Fun

Mandatory team building. Cake for someone's birthday you don't know.

🕔

Overtime

Unpaid. Unappreciated. Unfortunately necessary.

💀

Gut Feeling

Your body knew before your brain did.

HOW BAD WAS TODAY, REALLY?

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